Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
im holly from the hills drunk
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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