She's JV to your varsity
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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