I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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