but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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