he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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