after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
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