I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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