Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Randomize
