He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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