i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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