508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
