How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Couch. On fire.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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