i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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