Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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