doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
My pussy is not your playground.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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