um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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