Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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