Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
