This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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