He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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