you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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