i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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