i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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