My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
