Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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