I'm going to jail i love you
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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