we're blogging at a bar
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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