I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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