Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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