i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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