I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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