Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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