I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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