omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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