Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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