ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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