If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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