question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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