Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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