Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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