Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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