ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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