just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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