well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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