Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
