ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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