no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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