Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Green mimosas i think yes
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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