ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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