My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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