I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
