He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
You're a waste of cheezeits
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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